| Match of the Day Tuesday 20 November 2012 |
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GOSSIP - RONALDO! NEW CAREER REVEALED?
GOSSIP - SOMETHING TO HIDE, MARIO?
GOSSIP - WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, STEPHEN?
SPECIAL INVESTIGATION - WANTED! WORLD-CLASS STRIKER
TOP 10 SUPERSUBS - THE PREM'S TOP BENCH-WARMERS
THE BIG INTERVIEW - ASHLEY YOUNG
FOOTBALL LEAGUE - ZAHA - HE'S JUST TOO GOOD!
MATCH OF THE WEEK - CHELSEA V MAN. CITY
GEAR - THE HOTTEST PRODUCTS IN THE WORLD EVERY WEEK!
MATCH OF THE DAY MAGAZINE PRESENTS... FANTASY FOOTY
TOP 5 INCREDIBLE OVERHEAD KICKS!
Section Index
We like to be the first to bring you all the behind-the-scenes gossip from the world of footy - so this week we've got news of a flash new motor, Cristiano Ronaldo's career change AND loads more secrets about your fave stars! Gary Lineker.
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The big story we're talking about... Bye bye, Becks?
Is David Beckham saying goodbye to the LA Galaxy fans? The MLS season ends next week and we're expecting a mad rush to sign him up on loan! We hear a number of Australian teams are interested, but could a Prem giant make a shock last-minute swoop?
GOSSIP - RONALDO! NEW CAREER REVEALED?
It's never nice getting something in the eye, and when it's the flying elbow of a big defender it's enough to make you want to give up football. Could Cristiano Ronaldo be thinking just that after suffering his horrific eye gash? Our exclusive pics suggest CR7 is singing to a different tune these days!
Ron's One Man Brand
Wondering why C-Ron hasn't got any band-mates in his new rock group? Well, the whole shoot was set up with Nike to promote his flash new CR7 clothing range - he doesn't want any hangers-on cramping his style. No change there then!
MOTD STAT: Ronaldo's sister Catia is a pop singer in portugal!
Happy Meal!
We hear Andre Arshavin's favourite restaurant is McDonald's. The tricky Arsenal forward earns 80000 pounds a week, which means he could afford 27,000 Big Macs every week. No wonder he looks happy!
TEASER TIME!
Q. Which Premier League team does cycle star Bradley Wiggins support?
ANSWER: Liverpool
PAZ & BEZ'S... JOKE OF THE WEEK!
What does Doctor Who eat with his pizza? Dalek Bread!
QUIFFWATCH: No. 3, DAVID BECKHAM, L.A. GALAXY - 3.5 centimetres.
To achieve this slick 1950s look, you'll need a comb, a mirror and five Pritt Sticks!
HOT GOSSIP: Norwich want to sign West Ham striker Carlton Cole!
GOSSIP - SOMETHING TO HIDE, MARIO?
Mario Balotelli has dropped some clangers in his time, but hoping he'd be able to hide from the press in a camouflaged Bentley Continental GT takes the biscuit. Er, Mario mate, our snappers saw your motor a mile off!
Maybe Mario's planning to take his car into the I'm A Celebrity jungle?
Well he has been invisible this season!
SAME COAT! Wenger/Armadillo
No armadillos were harmed in the making of this coat!
TIME FOR HUGS?
Luis Suarez said sorry to John Terry for clattering into him during the recent Chelsea-Liverpool game by offering him a hug. You're not at a girls birthday party now, Luis!
PEARLS OF WISDOM - Who says footballers don't have stuff to say?
100% TRue!
This Week: Wayne Rooney - "One Direction's new song is brilliant!"
HOT GOSSIP: Frank Lampard may join L.A. Galaxy when his Chelsea contract ends!
GOSSIP - WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, STEPHEN?
We're not sure what Italy forward Stephen El Shaarawy asked for when he stepped into the barber's this week, but he came out looking like a teenage porcupine who's just started shaving! We bet he got a prickly reception from his team-mates in training. Oof!
HORROR HAIR - Hall of fame
But he's not the first footballer to fall out with his hairdresser!
BECKHAM - Becks auditions for a part in Rastamouse! Wagwan?
RONALDO - Brazil legend never missed - unlike his barber! You've missed a bit!
ABEL XAVIER - Also known as Mr Whippy! Can I get a flake in that?
SPECIAL INVESTIGATION - WANTED! WORLD-CLASS STRIKER
MOTD reveals the Prem teams on the hunt for a red-hot hitman!
ARSENAL
Why they need one: RVP left a big hole which neither Lukas Podolski nor Olivier Giroud look like filling!
Who they want: Man. City supersub Edin Dzeko!
Will they get him? Dzeko is about as happy on the bench as Sir Alan Sugar is in the boardroom. But City will want big bucks and Arsene Wenger is allergic to shopping sprees!
POSSIBLE!
MAN. CITY
Why they need one: Tevez and Balotelli have stopped scoring, and Dzeko could be heading out of the Etihad door!
Who they want: The world's next best thing - Neymar!
Will they get him? City's tightwad summer seems to have backfired, so we think their solution will be to spend very big!
POSSIBLE!
TOTTENHAM
Why they need one: MOTD's office five-a-side team has got more strikers than Spurs!
Who they want: The Hunter - Klaas-Jan Huntelaar!
Will they get him? Now Liverpool have gone off him the path is clear - and Schalke have to sell to avoid losing him for free next summer!
LIVERPOOL
Why they need one: Luis Suarez is not Superman - he needs help up front!
Who they want: Super Demba Ba!
Will they get him? We've heard gossip that a bid is already being faxed off to Newcastle and - get this - Demba's 7 million pounds get-out clause in his contract becomes active again in January!
ALMOST CERTAIN!
CHELSEA
Why they need one: Fernando Torres is about as dangerous as a baby deer - and he spends more time on the floor!
Who they want: Europe's hottest striker Radamel Falcao!
Will they get him? They just might! Megabucks Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich can't keep his wallet in his pocket for long and Falcao says it's his dream to play in a new league!
HOT ON FALCAO'S TRAIL - Will Chelsea boss Di Matteo get his man?
HIGHLY LIKELY!
You're the boss!
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TOP 10 SUPERSUBS - THE PREM'S TOP BENCH-WARMERS
10 Steve Sidwell, Fulham
He's come off the bench to score two big goals this season, including a last-gasp leveller against Everton!
9 Modibo Maiga, West Ham
Maigi hasn't started a game yet but he's been a highly effective sub - scoring once and getting one assist!
8 Hal Robson-Kanu, Reading
Both of the winger's goals, as sub, this season have come just as the ref was about to blow for full-time!
7 Victor Moses, Chelsea
Moses last-gasp Champions league goal against shakhtar has kept The Blues in Europe's top competition!
6 Alex Oxalde-Chamberlain, Arsenal
The Ox makes things happen after coming on as a sub - as he showed with a crucial assist against Chelsea!
5 Anderson, Man. United
The transformed Brazilian often comes off the bench to add drive when united's midfield is stuttering!
4 Jermain Defoe, Tottenham
With adebayor fit, we think Defoe will return to the bench. no player in Prem history has scored more goals (20) after coming on as sub!
3 Theo Walcott, Arsenal
Arsene Wenger loves using Theo's pace against tiring defenders - the rapid winger has already bagged two goals and an assist as a sub this term!
2 Edin Dzeko, Man. City
Dzeko is the top-scoring bench-warmer this season with six goals after coming on, including three late winners - but he hates being called a supersub!
1 Javier Hernandez, Man. United
The perfect supersub uses his pace and predatory powers to sniff out crucial last-minute strikes - almost a third of his goals have been as a sub!
Motd Fact: In three seasons at United, Chica has scored 13 goals after coming on as a substitute!
Razor-sharp striker in devastating form!
Club: Man. United
Born: 1 June 1988, Guadalajara, Mexico
Height: 1.75m (5 feet 9 inches)
Weight: 62 kilogrammes (9st 11 pound)
Strongest foot: Right
Boots: Nike Tiempo Legend IV Elite
Playing Style
Loves to plays on the shoulder of the last defender and race on to through-balls!
His movement in the box means he's always in the right place at the right time!
Chica's small but great in the air - a third of his Prem goals have been headers!
MOTD STAT: All of Chicharito's goals for United have come from inside the penalty area!
The Story of Chicharito!
2006 - 10: Guadalajara, 80 games, 29 goals
2009: Mexico debut
2009-present: Mexico, 43 games 28 goals
2010: Man. United debut
2010 - present: Man. United, 94 games, 40 goals
48% of his goals for Man. United have come in the last 20 minutes of matches!
14: He wears the No.14 shirt because it's the same one his dad wore when he was a footballer!
7 million pounds: United paid 7 million pounds for him before the 2010 World Cup - Fergie knew he'd cost loads more if he had a good tournament!
How Chicha scored his 40 United goals
Headers: 11 goals
Left Foot: 9 goals
Right Foot: 20 goals
1: United have only ever lost one Prem game when Hernandez has scored - he's their lucky charm!
19.97 MPH: Chicharito was the fastest Prem player at the World Cup - he hit a top speed of almost 20mph!
JAVIER'S SECRETS!
His dad's nickname was Chicharo, The Pea, due to his green eyes - Chicharito means Little Pea!
He burst into tears when he heard that Man. United wanted to sign him!
His two best mates at Man. United are Antonio Valencia and David De Gea!
His hero was Ronaldo - legendary Brazil striker and ex-World Player Of The Year!
The Reds open the gates of their Melwood training ground for MOTD!
Find it!
The training ground is in the West Derby area of Liverpool, two miles away from The Reds home ground, Anfield!
Rule of Rogers
Reds boss Brendan Rodgers likes to control every last detail of training - at the start of all the sessions he gathers his players round to explain the plans for the day!
Piggy-in-the-Middle!
Rodgers wants close control and quick passing from his team - this game of piggy-in-the-middle helps with that and keeps a smile on little Raheem Sterling's face!
Stevie GForce!
Pre-season training deals with stamina but once the season is underway players focus more on speed training - at Liverpool that means loads of short, powerful sprints between markers!
Creaky Carragher!
This is a dynamic stretch, or Opening The Gate as the players call it. It's a big part of the warm up and gives muscles more flexibility. Unless you're Jamie Carragher!
MOTD STAT: The Reds have been training at Melwood since the 1950s!
THE BIG INTERVIEW - ASHLEY YOUNG
Rich meets Youngy!
Dressing room secrets!
What's it like in the changing room, Ash?
Young says: "We've got a great team spirit! When it comes to banter and joking about, everyone gets involved. When you have that spirit off the pitch, you take it on to the pitch as well - so everyone sticks together and fights for one another!"
Any computer game action before games?
Young says: "We tend not to play on the computer before matches, as we're focused on the game, but a few of the boys play FIFA after training - Rio, Rooney, Welbeck, Cleverley, Nani, De Gea and Anderson. We're always playing doubles against each other!"
Do players have to sing when they join United?
Young says: "It's up to them, they can either sing a song or just say a speech. Youngster Jesse Lingard was the best - he did a song and dance! Shinji Kagawa was good too - he did a rap! It was great, everyone enjoyed it, but I don't know what song it was!"
Sounds wicked! So who's the smartest at the club?
Young says: "Maybe one of the more senior players. I reckon it's probably someone like Giggsy, with all his years of experience at United!"
Who's got the worst dress sense?
Young says: "I'd have to say Phil Jones, because he tries so hard but he has trouble with colours. He loves a colour clash - it's seriously bad!"
MOTD STAT: Man. United haven't lost a game in 2012 when Ashley Young has scored!
Ashley Young spoke to MOTD on the wicked Match Attax Tour. For card information, go to toppsfootball.co.uk
MATCH OF THE DAY: See highlights of Reading v Man. United on Saturday, 10.30pm, BBC One.
Tottenham's Gareth Bale and Emmanuel Adebayor reveal some of their footy firsts!
Tell us about the first game you went to?
Adebayor says: "It was in Togo - I went to watch the national team. I told myself, 'maybe one day I will be playing. It was unbelievable!"
Bale says: "When I first went to see a game it was all about dreaming for the future and hoping it would come true. You want to get out there and make it as a professional footballer!"
What was your first home game for Spurs?
Adebayor says: "We won 4-0 against Liverpool and I got two goals, so that day will always be special!"
Bale says: "It was a local derby against Arsenal, so it was a big game. I'd just turned 18 and I was quite nervous but I enjoyed every second of it. I scored the opening goal and it was an amazing feeling!"
MY HOME DEBUT!
Spurs have created a wicked opportunity for 8- to 15-year-olds. Junior members who are at White Hart Lane for the first time will get to go on a lap of honour around the pitch before kick-off at every Tottenham Prem game. Go to tottenhamhotspur.com/juniors for more info!
WIN! Kyle Walker signed shirt!
To win, tell us which Prem club Kyle Walker hasn't played for: A QPR B Fulham C Aston Villa.
Enter!
Email your answer, name, age, address & telephone number to 5498@motdcomps.co.uk OR TEXT COMP MOTD5498+ either A, B or C, your name and full address to 66644. For example, text COMP MOTD5498A Joe Smith, 25 The Avenue, London, NW1 6XP.
Closing date: 11.59pm, 6 December 2012.
Entry cost will be however much your mobile phone company charges for one standard text at the time of entry.
WIN! Tickets to see Chelsea live!
Two MOTD readers will win three tickets to see Chelsea v Aston Villa in the Prem at Stamford Bridge on 23 December!
To win, tell us which La Liga club Chelsea signed Juan Mata from: A Barcelona B Malaga C Valencia.
Enter!
Email your answer, name, age, address & telephone number to 5499@motdcomps.co.uk OR TEXT COMP MOTD5499 + either A, B or C, your name and full address to 66644. For example, text COMP MOTD5499 A Joe Smith, 25 The Avenue, London, NW1 6XP.
Closing date: 11.59pm, 6 December 2012.
Entry cost will be however much your mobile phone company charges for one standard text at the time of entry. Game is on 23 December 2012. Winners must accompanied by an adult over 18. Travel expenses not included.
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To win, tell us which country England played last week: A Sweden B France C Ukraine.
Enter!
Email your answer, name, age, address & telephone number to 5500@motdcomps.co.uk OR TEXT COMP MOTD5500+ either A, B or C, your name and full address to 66644. For example, text COMP MOTD5500A Joe Smith, 25 The Avenue, London, NW1 6XP.
Closing date: 11.59pm, 6 December 2012. Entry cost will be however much your mobile phone company charges for one standard text at the time of entry. LEGO and the LEGO logo are trademarks of the LEGO Group.
FOOTBALL LEAGUE - ZAHA - HE'S JUST TOO GOOD!
The world and his dog are going gaga for Wilfred Zaha! Crystal Palace's 20 million pounds-rated 20-year-old has ripped Championship defences to shreds this season - that's why he was called into the England squad and is wanted by Europe's biggest clubs!
What's he got in his locker?
Ronaldo's tricks, Walcott's speed, Rooney's shooting.
Who Wants him?
Arsenal, Real Madrid, Man. United.
MOTD STAT: Wilfred has scored four goals and set up three more so far this season!
GOAL-DEN BOYS!
Who's the Football League's top scorer so far this season?
16 goals: Charlie Austin, Burnley, Championship
16 goals: Tom Pope, Port Vale, League 2
13 goals: Glenn Murray, Crystal Palace, Championship
12 goals: Jamie Cureton, Exeter, League 2
MATCH OF THE WEEK - CHELSEA V MAN. CITY
See highlights of Chelsea v Man. City on Sunday, 10.25pm
CHELSEA
Cech, Ivanovic, Terry, Cahill, Cole, Ramires, Mikel, Mata, Oscar, Hazard, Torres.
Chelsea Tactics
The dizzying runs and short passes from Chelsea's four attackers will be their main threat, while Ramires works tirelessly behind them!
The Numbers Game
In case you didn't know, Juan Mata's vital for Chelsea. This stat says it all!
Chelsea's Goals Per Game
With Mata: 2.6
Without Mata: 0.5
3 direct free-kicks scored by Chelsea this term - compared to one all last season!
Star To Watch: Eden Hazard
Hazard could easily have been lining up in a City shirt for this game - this is his chance to prove he made the right decision by moving to Stamford Bridge. City will have to double-up on him to stand a chance when he's buzzing around the box!
Superstitious Eden once wore his lucky footy boots to bed!
He was fouled 145 times in France last term!
16 assists from midfield in Ligue 1 last season!
Speed: 8
Shooting: 7
Dribbling: 10
Creating Chances: 7
Scoring Goals: 8
Overall: 8
MAN. CITY
Hart, Zabaleta, Kompany, Lescott, Clichy, Y. Toure, Barry, Silva, Nasri, Aguero, Tevez.
Man. City Tactics
Yaya Toure and Barry will shield the backline, while City's front four spring forward on the counter - with Silva at the heart of it all!
The Numbers Game
City haven't been quite as lethal in front of goal this season as they were last year!
Goals In First 10 Prem Games
2011-12: 36
2012-13: 18
8: Man. City have picked up eight points this season by scoring in the last ten minutes of games!
Star To Watch: Yaya Toure
He's played in seven different countries, but it's in England where Yaya has established himself as one of the world's best central midfielders - though he'll have his work cut out dominating the midfield against Hazard, Oscar and Mata!
Yaya says if he could be any comic book hero, he'd pick Superman!
90.5% pass success rate in the Prem last season!
He made 55 tackles in the Prem last term!
Speed: 7
Shooting: 9
Dribbling: 8
Creating Chances: 9
Scoring Goals: 6
Overall: 7.8
MOTD VERDICT: Man. City win!
Your prediction?
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TOP 5 KEEPERS!
1 Asmir Begovic
Club: Stoke
Value: 5.3 million pounds
Points: 25
2 Petr Cech
Club: Chelsea
Value: 8.3 million pounds
Points: 23
3 Jussi Jaaskelainen
Club: West Ham
Value: 5 million pounds
Points: 22
4 Joe Hart
Club: Man. City
Value: 8.5 million pounds
Points: 21
5 Ben Foster
Club: West Brom
Value: 4.5 million pounds
Points: 21
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DIMITAR BERBATOV: Berba's showing his class at Fulham!
KEVIN NOLAN: West Ham's captain is hitting vital goals!
DISLIKE!
CHRIS BAIRD: Fulham's defender got -3 points last week!
DEAN WHITEHEAD: He's had seven yellow cards in eight games!
New Teams: Mats Lads, Hamilton F.C., Realbarca FC
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Face the pressure and put your footy brain to the test! Get your footy brains in gear!
Use our clues to work out which Prem club we're talking about!
Head-to-Head
Chelsea face Man. City this weekend - can you answer these five teasers?
4 points for each right answer!
1 Which manager has won the Champo League with their club?
A DI MATTEO, B MANCINI
2 Which player has been at their club the longest?
A RAMIRES, B KOMPANY
3 Which team won this game at stamford Bridge last season?
A CHELSEA, B MAN. CITY
4 Which summer transfer cost more?
A MOSES TO CHELSEA, B RODWELL TO CITY
5 Which club scored the most goals in the prem last season?
A CHELSEA, B MAN. CITY
RAPID RISERS! Which two of these recent England call-ups have played non-league football?
4 points for each right answer!
1 Raheem Sterling
2 Chris Smalling
3 Carl Jenkinson
4 Ryan Shawcross
5 Leighton Baines
GUESS THE CLUB!
5 points for the right answer!
CLUE 1 They play derbies against Newcastle!
CLUE 2 They came up to the Prem in 2007!
CLUE 3 Athletic Bilbao copy their kit!
CLUE 4 They play at the Stadium Of Light!
CLUE 5 Steven Fletcher scores most of the team's goals!
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE STRIKERS!
4 points for each right answer!
Take on this quiz from Club Footie - then take on your mates and win wicked prizes online at www.clubfootie.com
1 Who is Schalke's star striker?
A Radamel Falcao
B Klaas-Jan Huntelaar
C David Villa
2 Which 18-year-old scored for Celtic against Barcelona recently?
A Tony Watt
B Craig Mackail-Smith
C Steven
3 Claudio Pizarro scored a 14-minute hat-trick against Lille - for which club?
A Braga
B BATE Borisov
C Bayern Munich
4 Which QPR striker has won the Champions League?
A Bobby Zamora
B Jamie Mackie
C Djibril Cisse
5 Which club has Zlatan Ibrahimovic not played for?
A Olympiakos
B AC Milan
C Juventus
ANSWERS - Don't cheat!
HEAD TO HEAD!: 1A, 2B, 3A, 4B, 5B
RAPID RISERS!: 1 No, 2 Yes, 3 Yes, 4 No, 5 No
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE STRIKERS!: 1B, 2A, 3C, 4C, 5A
WHAT'S YOUR SCORE?
0-20: That was terrible. The manager's subbed you before half-time!
21-40: You know there's room for improvement - better luck next week!
41-60: Solid showing. A bit more practice and you'll be a challenger!
61-80: That's top quality. But can you keep up your top form next week?
81-100: Awesome performance! We'll see you sitting on the MOTD sofa in no time!
For more quiz fun, you can visit the CBBC website at www.bbc.co.uk/cbbc
TOP 5 INCREDIBLE OVERHEAD KICKS!
Zlatan Ibrahimovic's stonker of a bicycle kick against England got us thinking about our favourite ever acrobatic goals!
1 Wayne Rooney, Man. United v Man. City, 2011
We knew Wazza's finishing could sting like a whopping giant bee - but until this incredible, breathtaking moment against United's arch-rivals Man. City, we didn't know he could float like a butterfly too!
2 Radamel Falcao, America De Cali v Atletico Madrid, 2012
Direct from a corner in front of 37,000 Colombians, Falcao took the ball on his trusty right peg and swiveled the ball into the top corner from 15 yards!
3 Rivaldo, Barcelona V Valencia, 2001
Some goals just mean more than others and this one - in the last minute of the last game of the season - sealed Rivaldo's hat-trick and Barca's place in the following season's Champions League!
4 Ronaldinho, Barcelona V Villarreal, 2006
Another Brazil and Barca legend, another dazzling overhead kick! This time it was Ronaldinho's turn to wallop the ball home!
5 Festus Baise, Sun Hei v Citizen AA, 2012
Festus wrote himself into the history books by slamming a 20-yard bicycle kick into his own net. Epic fail!